Bonnaroo

Let's see if I can remember the names of all the people we met:
V
Rory
Misty
Cassy and Steph
Bob and Terry
Mike - Parker
Todd and Shelby - Parkers
Ben and Jerry's guys
Fawn, Bob, Shelly, Becky, Colby, Cameron - Roti Rolls
Parker - pot
Eric, Steve, Doug, Mike - alligator
Safety people at VIP
John with Maria in front of "That" tent
Canadian guy
Crazy guys Austin and Meisha? - sunscreen and teeth obsessed
Jd - Beevis and Butthead boxers listening to his own music :)
Rachel Dorsey look alike and her friends
Mark and Matt - Australians super nice
Katie Dill!!!
Mike and Jordan - bar tenders
Man with two prosthetic legs and his friend
Old man who sat under the tree next to me for a whole shift
Phillip and his friends
Matt and his friends

Man oh man I think I did pretty dang well!  We had a great time, hot sweaty and exhausting, but a great time none the less.

Funnies:
"So then you'll have it"
"And that's when you know it's time to get a catheter"
"Let's make a petition"
"She's not Nancy"
"Chive on is an underground pipeline and unless you like all your food tasting like chives we've got to do something....sign here"
Maria's "slip of the tongue" joke
V and his wonderfulness telling us to "just let things happen" and Karen responding "what about rape?"
Parker telling us about the $2000 worth of pot he snuck in and then me comparing that to the 24 oz jars of salsa we snuck in.  Then Parker telling usa bout the $1000 of pot that was "extorted" and Karen comparing that to having her headband stolen from the bathroom.

The best shows:
PAUL FREAKING MCCARTNEY!!!!!!
Milo Greene
JD Mchpherson
Edward Sharpe
R. Kelly
Lumineers
Beach House
Aoife Donavan
Delta Rae
Passion Pit
Jack Johnson
Tallest Man on Earth